Archive for December, 2006
Happy New Year
Chelsea has obviously been living with Bonnie for too long, because that’s the ugliest jacket I have seen in some time.
I guess Peanut and Plain will finally get with the snogging next week, while the rest of us will have to put up with pop “star” cheesiness. Or would, except that I’m going [...]
Filed under: Days of Our Lives, Soap Opera Fashion Police | Closed
Freedom!
Free! I’m free!
Sure, my hair’s a bit flat, but at least I don’t look like I’m about to get presented to that scary Mummy as a Christmas present.
Speaking of red letter days on Days, I would like to quote Samantha Gene Brady verbatim before I pass out with shock and relief:
“I am incredibly sorry about [...]
Filed under: Days of Our Lives | Closed
Look After Our Girls
So often it’s the little things that the soaps forget. They forget that their viewers can think and see and that not everything needs to be said, repeated, dreamed or fantasised about to be obvious.
Which is why, for all the numerous faults that currently make up AMC, I appreciate that they could still have a [...]
Filed under: All My Children | Closed
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down (Updated)
In the absence of John and Marlena’s comedy gold, today for me it was the ludicrous presentation of Max and Mimi’s adventures in bondage that brought the laughs. Slightly more intentional laughs than anything Mr and Mrs Black serve up, but yet still far funnier and in a different manner than I suspect they [...]
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Submit to the Power of the Hand
Levitate!
Levitate damn it! What’s wrong, is all that botox weighing you down? I’m sure you used to hover so much more easily.
No levitation? Okay, perhaps I can hypnotise you! Look in to my…ring.
Right, dammit, I have no choice, I’m going to have to zap your purple velour jacket…
…and use it to [...]
Filed under: Days of Our Lives | 1 Comment
